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Edgar Wright Quotes

Total quotes: 72
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit.”
— Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Baby Driver
Tagged: Robbery, Drug, support
“He had an accident when he was a kid. Still has a hum in the drum. Plays music to drown it out. And that's what makes him the best.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: accident, hum, drum, kid, best, Music
“Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: Safety, fugitive
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“If you get cornered...[hits himself on head with cricket bat]...bash ’em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: self-harm, Slapstick
“[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary, Theft
“Baby: You and I are a team, Doc.

Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc. It pisses me off.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: Team, Sassy, Monsters Inc., upset
“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: mysterious, Aloof, hurt, Lesbians
“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Bands, sex bomb, Death, Sad
“Ed: [sees a zombified Pete] Hey, Shaun, look who it is!

Shaun: Fuck-a-doodle-do.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Fuck
“Wow. I just drew a whole goddamn map in chalk while we've been standing here squawking. That's pretty fucking impressive, right?”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: Map, chalk, squawking, Impressive
“Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it?”
— Griff, Baby Driver
Tagged: Scared, hard, totem pole, nick names
“Bats: Those pigs are in hog heaven. The only way they can ID us is with a Ouija board or some shit.

Doc: Well, your name only takes four letters to spell out.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: pigs, hog, Heaven, Ouija Board
“He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?”
— Howard Stark, Ant-Man
Tagged: ass kicking
“Buddy: Is she a good girl? You love her?

Baby: Yes, I do.

Buddy: That's too bad.”
— Jason "Buddy" Van Horn, Baby Driver
Tagged: Good, Girl, Love, Bad
“Bouncer: Password?

Scott Pilgrim: Whatever..

Bouncer: Cool.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Coffee, Robbery, Gratitude
“Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You’ve sold puff.

Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Weed, College
“Shaun: No, Noel, no matter you might think, okay, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.

Worker: Shaun, it’s Liz for you. [hands him the phone]”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: compartmentalizing, Work Life, personal life
“Hi I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...I don’t know what he’s talking about.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: anagram, Team, Confusion, Meat, Pie
“Shaun: David, kill the Queen!

David: What?

Shaun: The jukebox.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Queen, jukebox, Double Entendre
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Baby: Your tattoo says 'hat'?

JD: Yeah, it used to say 'hate'. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed.

Baby: How's that working out for you?

JD: Who doesn't like hats?”
— J.D., Baby Driver
Tagged: Hat, Employment, Hate
“Not a chauffeur. Noted.”
— Debora, Baby Driver
Tagged: chauffeur, noted, Profession, title
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“Pick on someone your own size!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: bullying
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“He's a looney. Just like his tunes.”
— Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Baby Driver
Tagged: Looney, tunes, play on words
“Baby: One more job and I'm done.

Doc: 'One more job' and we're straight. Now I don't think I need to give you the speech about what would happen if you say no, how I could break your legs and kill everyone you love because you already know that, don't you?

Baby: Yeah.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: Job, Finished, Speech, Threat, Evil
“Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: late, Saving The World
“He punched the highlights out of her hair!”
— 'Young' Neil Nordegraf, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Domestic Violence
“David: Basically, I’d say your nine lives are up, Shaun.

Shaun: Get fucked, four eyes! Why don’t you go out with her if you love her so much?

David: What do you mean by that? [storms off] Well, I don’t know what he meant by that. [uncomfortable silence]”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: get fucked, four eyes, Nine Lives
“Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?

Shaun: Well, that’s a bit harsh.

Liz: Your words!

Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: twat, failed actress
“Long time no see, Dr. Pym. How's retirement?”
— Frank, Ant-Man
Tagged: Reunions, Retirement
“Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!”
— Gary King, The World's End
Tagged: Rocket, fuck off, cunts
“The moment you catch feelings is the moment you catch a bullet.”
— Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Baby Driver
Tagged: moment, Feelings, catch, Metaphor Examples, Bullet
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