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Drop Dead Fred Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“I don’t love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Love, Girls, Girls Are Disgusting
“Fred: [Looking up Polly’s skirt] Wow.

[Looks at Elizabeth and points up]

Fred: Cobwebs.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Cobwebs, celibacy
“Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Snotface, puke, older, uglier
“You see when something’s not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Bad Advice, cruel to be kind
“I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three-headed megabeast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Loner, crazy, wide-eyed, cornflakes, Venus
“Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred...now.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: kiss me, say my name
“Oh, great. Now I’m stuck between two complete utter girls.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Utter Girls
“It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: fire truck, Drop Dead Fred
“Look, you’ve got you now. You don’t need me.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: You Do You, Self-Reliance
“Fred: [pulls Elizabeth toward the stairs] Come on!

Elizabeth: Where are we going?

Fred: Playtime!

[slides down the bannister]

Fred: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom]

Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: playtime, Slapstick
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