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Dominique Jackson

Dominique Jackson

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Birthday December 3, 1991

Birthplace Oldham, England, United Kingdom

Occupations Model, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Elektra Abundance

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What is that on your lips? Oh, it's just your favorite lip gloss. Sperm.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Mother's Day

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Electra: Do you know what I'm giving up to go through this?

Doctor: I can only imagine the sacrifices you've made to be here, but it's never a bad decision to choose yourself.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: The Fever

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Just because you have an idea does not mean you know how to properly execute it. Ideas are ingredients. Only a real mother knows how to prepare them.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Pilot

Ideas Making Ideas A Reality Thought vs. Action Getting Ideas Ready for the World

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You think I just woke up one day and poof, I look like this? No. It takes work, drive, sacrifice to be a woman.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Mother's Day

beauty It Takes Work To Look This Good

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Not much of a house with only one bitch in it. More like a studio apartment.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year

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Trust gives people power over you.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year

Cynical Not Trusting Anyone Paranoid

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You're lucky I believe in second chances.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Pink Slip

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You are not on my level!

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Pilot

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I look too good not to be seen.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Pilot

Confidence sex appeal Looking Good NIghtlife

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If you were to ever part from me, I would destroy you.

— Elektra Abundance (Dominique Jackson), POSE, Season 1: Pink Slip

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Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.

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If people say not-nice things to you about your physical appearance, remember – it’s not about you! They’re working through their own stuff.

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

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Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.

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You may kill me, but you can never insult me.

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You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

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Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

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You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

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Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, Part One)

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