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Dirk Benedict Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“Face: I got us a Gulfstream. Can you fly it?

Murdock: Hey, brother. If it's got wings, I can fly it.

Face: Great.

Murdock: Hey, Face, what's a Gulfstream?”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 1: Mexican Slayride
Tagged: gulfstream, trailer
“Face: You don't have a plan, do you?

Hannibal: Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 2: Bad Time on the Border
Tagged: plan, Secret
“I'm allergic to bullets. Especially those headed into my direction.”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 3: Timber!
Tagged: allergic, bullets
“Face: [after their left wing started releasing smoke and the plane's altitude reader, fuel indicator, compass, and other things started messing up] Murdock, what's gonna happen?

Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash.

Face: No, c'mon, really. What's gonna happen?

Murdock: [Their right engine stops] Looks like we're gonna crash... And die.”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 1: Holiday in the Hills
Tagged: flights, Fear of Flying, Plane Crash
“Vanatta: What are you gonna do with us?

Face: Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.

Murdock: Yeah, they get the munchies, right after Carson.

Hannibal: Could try the old Indian trick.

Face: Stake 'em out over an anthill?

Hannibal: I've always liked it.

Face: Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.

Murdock: Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream cone right in their pocket.

Vanatta: You guys are crazy.

Hannibal: Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.

Vanatta: What, you are letting us go?

Hannibal: For now.

Vanatta: We'll never make it back on foot.

Hannibal: Try it on your hands and knees.”
— Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, The A-Team, Season 2: Recipe for Heavy Bread
Tagged: crazy, bad-tempered, Munchies, Torture
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