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Debra Fordham Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 6: My Musical
Tagged: Guy Love, Appendix, Friendship, Double-Meaning
“Death doesn't really bother me unless it's someone I know. And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin who, honest to God, was flattened by a steamroller... I still actually enjoy it.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 8: My Absence
Tagged: Death, Funny, Flattened, comedy, Humor In Death
“DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Life in Four Cameras
Tagged: warrior, Arm Wrestling, Masculinity, Strong
“J.D.: Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything! [aloud] Banana hammock!

Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 1: My Own Personal Jesus
Tagged: Banana Hammock, tension, Under Pressure, Sassy, awkward
“No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise, strong confident women will always have the power over us. Whether they're fighting for respect, fighting for their man, or even just fighting for the hell of it. Strong women make all guys feel the same way.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Female Trouble
Tagged: Strong Women, Confidence, Power, Respect, strength
“Life is pointless, Gandhi, and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend 8 years and 200 G's trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I'll tell ya. A diploma on your wall, and a bullseye on your back.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Female Trouble
Tagged: doctor, Medicine, Pointless, Life, Med School, Bullseye
“Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every 15 minutes on the half hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobia phobic, I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice and yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up, are you happy?”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 2: My Karma
Tagged: Insecurities, Opening Up, Self-Doubt, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, sharing, Confidante
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