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David Roberts

David Roberts Quotes

Total quotes: 6

David Roberts

character

AKA: David Roberts, Pinfloy Roberts

Nationality: United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Ireland

Occupations: Painter

Total quotes: 6

“You know what they say about Harleys and hemorrhoids? Sooner or later every asshole gets one.”

— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 1: Horrible Sandwiches

Tagged: Harley, Hemorrhoid, joke

“Vandalism like a fucking teenager!”

— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 2: Sausage Sizzle

Tagged: vandalism, teenager, Simile Examples

“'Bout time we had some goddamned good news...”

— Roland, The Matrix Revolutions

Tagged: Good Time, About Time

“Let's not bicker about caviar.”

— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese

Tagged: Bicker, Cavair, argument

“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”

— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar

Tagged: Grow Up, Sassy, Advice

“What matters is that you're a good person.”

— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 3: Simple Carbohydrates

Tagged: Good Person, What Matters, People

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