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Birthday: | February 2, 1940 |
Birthplace: | Edmonton, Middlesex, UK |
Nationality: | United Kingdom |
Occupations: | Autobiographer, Actor |
Total quotes: 1
David Jason
BirthnameBirthday: February 2, 1940
Birthplace: Edmonton, Middlesex, UK
Nationality: United Kingdom
Occupations: Autobiographer, Actor
Total quotes: 1
“[the previous day, Granville sold some anchovy paste to Wet Eric as an aphrodisiac; now Wet Eric comes limping up the street in considerable pain]
Wet Eric: You ought to be locked up, selling diabolical stuff like that. I've never had an easy moment since I put it on. Talk about scratching! I'm going to be red raw.
Granville: It was for internal use, you barmpot! When I said 'Spread it on thinly', I meant on a piece of toast.
Wet Eric: Now he tells me!”
Wet Eric: You ought to be locked up, selling diabolical stuff like that. I've never had an easy moment since I put it on. Talk about scratching! I'm going to be red raw.
Granville: It was for internal use, you barmpot! When I said 'Spread it on thinly', I meant on a piece of toast.
Wet Eric: Now he tells me!”
Tagged:
Aphrodisiac, internal use
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