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David Cross

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David Cross Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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David Cross

Birthname

Birthday: April 4, 1964

Educated At: Emerson College, North Atlanta High School

Nationality: United Kingdom, United States Of America

Occupations: Actor, Actriz, Jugadora De La Pelota, Television Actor, Film Actor

Religion: Atheism

Spouse: Amber Tamblyn

Total quotes: 5

“I'm sorry, I've been burned before and I was recently engaged to what turned out to be a hologram controlled by a Turkish hacker. I just need to take it slow.”

— Russ Snyder, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Sees a Sunset!

Tagged: Turkish Hacker, Hologram, Burned, Fear Of Commitment

“What an adventure gang, I thought the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out they were actors in the local theatre!”

— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.”

— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“Tobias: I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."

Sales clerk: Something that says, "Leather daddy?"”

— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else?

Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale.

Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”

— Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

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