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Dan Kwan Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“When there’s seven billion people on the planet you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with.”
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: soulmates, forever person
“Hello! I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Flirting, Pickup Lines
“Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: boys, Girls
“We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, Dying
“Maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, delusions
“If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Potty Humor, Best Friends
“You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: insults, garbage
“You want to go home so you can have love, but you ran away because nobody loves you.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Searching For Love, Unloved
“You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.”
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Not Thinking, Blurting Out
“If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.”
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Jurassic Park, Movies
“Maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Relationship Advice, ugly
“What is life?”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Existential Questions, Life
“I’m scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.”
— Manny, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Death, Missing You
“Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special.”
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: Internet, digital age
“Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you'll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every other day, and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. You know that look. She's just as alone as you are. But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her. Tell her you'd love to sit next to her today and every other day, because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.”
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
Tagged: crushes, Alone
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