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Dan Bucatinsky

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Dan Bucatinsky

Birthname

Birthday: September 22, 1965

Birthplace: New York City, NY, United States

Educated At: Vassar College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Actor, Porn Actor

Spouse: Don Roos

Total quotes: 2

“You control everything. Which is precisely why I want to kill you... and have sex with you at the same time.”

— James Novak, Scandal, Season 3: Everything's Coming up Mellie

Tagged: Control, Kill, Sex, Passion

“Fiona Wallice: Hello, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice. And you are Newell L. Miller. Hello. The L - what does the 'L' stand for? Lloyd?

Newell L. Miller: Look at you.

Fiona Wallice: Yes. Oh, have you not done Skype before?

Newell L. Miller: You look... you look amazing.

Fiona Wallice: Oh, thank you.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh... I don't remember you.

Newell L. Miller: You don't remem - you don't - nothing, huh?

Fiona Wallice: No, I don't. Was it a political fundraiser, or...?

Newell L. Miller: I remember that mouth.

Fiona Wallice: Oh. That's... that's funny, I don't recall you as a friend or anything.”

— Fiona Wallice, Web Therapy, Season 2: Man-Cave Man

Tagged: Meta, Friends, humor, awkward, Cringeworthy, creepy, remember

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