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Dan Berendsen Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets?

Hilda: Easy.

Salem: With your clothes on?

Hilda: Oh.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Time After Time
Tagged: humor, Raunchy, Poets, Distraction, Irreverent
“Sabrina: Harvey?

Harvey: I'm not really sure what this [Soul-stone] is, but something told me I would find the answer here.

Sabrina: I think that I just found mine.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Soul Mates
Tagged: Fate, Destiny, soulmates, Love, Answer, sweet, End Game
“Aaron: Never think that 'almost' is good enough for you.

Sabrina: Or for you...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Soul Mates
Tagged: Love, Self-Worth, Self-Confidence, breakup, Almost
“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night?

Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Double Time
Tagged: School, College, party, Relatable
“Sabrina: Salem, any thoughts on what I should go as for Halloween?

Salem: Hmm. Off the top of my head, fashion victim?

Sabrina: The only thing lamer than that joke are my plans for Halloween.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Murder on the Halloween Express
Tagged: joke, Sassy, lame, Insult, Halloween, Holidays, costume
“Roxie: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry.

Miles: In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacturers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commission is also involved.

Sabrina: That's so cute, I never realized how much you two have in common.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Love Is A Many Complicated Thing
Tagged: Love, valentine's day, Capitalism, Holidays, Scam
“Sabrina: Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs.

Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?

Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts?

Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.

Sabrina: So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?

Miles: They turn the milk purple.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Double Time
Tagged: Health, Veganism, joke, satire, Ironic
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