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D.J. MacHale Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Roxy Preston: How do you know so much about ghosts?

Jake Griffin: Takes one to know one.

[Jake disappears]”
— Roxy Preston & Jake Griffin, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 4: The Tale of the Fire Ghost
“You've gotta stop knockin' yourself around over his death! Stop blaming yourself and the nightmares will go away!”
— Leonard Buckley, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 2: The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle
“Dougie: [of Kevin's costume] You're a bum. You're a bum *every* year.

Kevin: So? You get the same candy.”
— Dougie Freeman & Kevin, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of the Twisted Claw
Tagged: Halloween, Halloween Costumes, Halloween Candy
“Frank: I'm dead.

Tucker: Yeah, from the neck up.

Frank: Hey - you wanna be dead from the neck down?”
— Frank & Tucker, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 3: The Tale of Apartment 214
“The story I've got is about three kinds of people: people who believe in magic, people who don't, and people who should.”
— Gary, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of the Super Specs
Tagged: Magic
“Sometimes a camera sees more than the naked eye. Some Indian tribes hated to have their pictures taken because they thought the camera captured your soul. And maybe they were right.”
— Kiki, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of the Captured Souls
Tagged: camera, Pictures, photographs, creepy
“Uncle Pete: Hey Melissa! I've got some work to do on the septic tank! Wanna lend a hand?

Melissa: Gee, septic tank, sounds like fun, but uh, I think I'll pass...”
— Uncle Pete & Melissa, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 3: The Tale of the Doll Maker
“[to Stacy] You promised to visit me. I didn't want to be alone on that day. That day is the worst day, and you didn't come. It was a very lonely day for me Stacy, and do you know why? It was my anniversary. Ten years ago, on that day, is the day that I died!”
— Madeline Koegel, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 3: The Tale of Apartment 214
“It's the most fun in the park when you're laughing in the dark.”
— Carney, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of Laughing in the Dark
“We're called The Midnight Society. Separately, we're very different. We like different things, we go to different schools, and we have different friends. But one thing draws us together: the dark. Each week, we gather round this fire, to share our fears, and our strange and scary tales. It's what got us together, and it's what keeps bringing us back. This is a warning to all who join us: you're going to leave the comfort of the light, and step into the world of the supernatural.”
— Gary, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of the Phantom Cab
“Betty Ann: We tell all kinds of horror stories, about demons and ghosts and stuff, and no matter what a story's about, there's only one thing that makes it really scary.

Sam: What's that?

Betty Ann: Your imagination.

Tucker: Huh?

Betty Ann: If you're really into a story, you become part of it and you start to imagine what horrible thing might be sneaking around the corner, ready to pounce. And you start to wonder what you'd do if you were the one facing the monster. It's your imagination that gets you into a story, and unless you're very careful, you might need your imagination to get you out.”
— Betty Ann , Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 3: The Tale of the Bookish Babysitter
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