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Cyril Figgis (voice)

Cyril Figgis (voice)

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Portrayed by Chris Parnell

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Cyril: Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist!

Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger.

Cyril: That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges!

— Cyril Figgis (voice) (Chris Parnell), Archer, Season 2: Placebo Effect

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Cyril: As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!!

Coroner: [munches on hot dog] I'll be here!

— Cyril Figgis (voice) (Chris Parnell), Archer, Dreamland: Sleepers Wake

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Hey, Europe: be gayer.

— Cyril Figgis (voice) (Chris Parnell), Archer, Season 1: Killing Utne

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One mother was nurturing while the other was neurotic; one father was missing -- the eternal mystery -- while the other, who wasn't my father but the one I called Daddy, was around. He was a good man who liked his liquor.

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