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Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

— CooperDarvall, Hey girl are you a school?

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I would shoot them in the head and they would wiggle and squirm all over the place and then just stop; or cut them with a knife and watch their face turn real white.

— Richard Ramirez, Night Stalker's Love of Killing Quoted in Court Documents

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I can't fight, or shoot a gun. But if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.

— Angela Montenegro (Michaela Conlin), Bones, Season 2: The Killer in the Concrete

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I was never sent to school...it would have rubbed off some of the originality (if I had not died of shyness or been killed with over pressure).

— Beatrix Potter, Beatrix Potter: A Life in Nature

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All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying

— Summer Smith (voice) (Spencer Grammer), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall

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I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...

— Sabrina Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Cat Showdown

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The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

— Tom Bodett, via GoodReads

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If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

— Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (13 Book Series)

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Schools often fail to simultaneously train students how to be skeptical of claims and how to embrace the weight of evidence.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via Twitter

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Sometimes in life, both at school and afterwards, fortune will go against anyone, but if he just keeps pegging away and don’t lose his courage things always take a turn for the better in the end.

— Theodore Roosevelt, via www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org

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In school, curiosity is hardly ever taught or nurtured, breeding legions of students who’ve lost all love of learning.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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Life is the most effective school ever created.

— Pierce Brown, Red Rising

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If you get overwhelmed, let yourself feel it — just maybe not in class.

— Lily Puckett, How To Deal With Seeing Your Ex At School

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Quizmaster: No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon.

Sabrina: It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.

— Sabrina Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Disneyworld

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I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.

— Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe: No Ordinary Wizard

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The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, Why would-be engineers end up as English majors

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5-year-old: I don't want to go to school anymore.

Me: You have to. It's your job.

5: Then why don't I get paid?

— James Breakwell, via Twitter

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Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school...
...never to be heard from again.

— madazzahatter, Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school...

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Every class has a student like that, one who'll study what he needs to without supervision, who you know will one day attend a top college and get an excellent job. A child who's innately capable.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore

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The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.

— Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

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Beware of all politicians everywhere. They excelled at recess when they were in school but have excelled at little since.

— Jim Rogers, A Gift to My Children: A Father's Lessons for Life and Investing

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Summer school? Those two words don't go together.

— Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), Saved by the Bell, Season 4: Graduation

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School should feel like prison. School should make you wanna bust out and do something different with your life.

— Floyd Mooney (Jay Pharoah), White Famous, Season 1: Heat

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Richie: You make school sound like good fun.

Fonzie: Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.

— Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard), Happy Days, Season 1: Fonzie Drops In

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Dream big, they say. Shoot for the stars. Then they lock us away for 12 years and tell us where to sit, when to pee and what to think. Then we turn 18 and even though we've never had an original thought, we have to make the most important decision of our lives.

— Hannah Baker (Katherine Langford), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 4, Side B

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Me: What did you do at school today?

5-year-old: Learned about dragons.

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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5-year-old: Why does every break end with us going back to school?

Me: How else would it end?

5: With another break.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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If your bra rides up in the back, it means the band size is too small. Go get fitted for a new one.

— Beth Buczynski, 22 Really Really Good Tips For Anyone Who Wears A Bra

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I can't wait till my kids ask me to help them with their homework and realize how stupid I am.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

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Me: How was your last day of school before break?

5-year-old: We didn't even learn!

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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