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CooperDarvall

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Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

— CooperDarvall, Hey girl are you a school?

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I would shoot them in the head and they would wiggle and squirm all over the place and then just stop; or cut them with a knife and watch their face turn real white.

— Richard Ramirez, Night Stalker's Love of Killing Quoted in Court Documents

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I can't fight, or shoot a gun. But if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.

— Angela Montenegro (Michaela Conlin), Bones, Season 2: The Killer in the Concrete

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I was never sent to school...it would have rubbed off some of the originality (if I had not died of shyness or been killed with over pressure).

— Beatrix Potter, Beatrix Potter: A Life in Nature

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All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying

— Summer Smith (voice) (Spencer Grammer), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall

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I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Cat Showdown

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I've been going to school in a zoo.

— Sheldon Cooper (Iain Armitage), Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

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The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

— Tom Bodett, via GoodReads

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Schools often fail to simultaneously train students how to be skeptical of claims and how to embrace the weight of evidence.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via Twitter

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If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

— Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (13 Book Series)

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Sometimes in life, both at school and afterwards, fortune will go against anyone, but if he just keeps pegging away and don’t lose his courage things always take a turn for the better in the end.

— Theodore Roosevelt, via www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org

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Life is the most effective school ever created.

— Pierce Brown, Red Rising

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Quizmaster: No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon.

Sabrina: It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Disneyworld

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If you get overwhelmed, let yourself feel it — just maybe not in class.

— Lily Puckett, How To Deal With Seeing Your Ex At School

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I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled. — Donald Trump

I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.

— Donald Trump, The Art of the Deal

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Mrs. Murphy: What did you learn in school today?

Dade Murphy: Revenge.

— Dade Murphy / 'Crash Override' / 'Zero Cool' (Jonny Lee Miller), Hackers

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In school, curiosity is hardly ever taught or nurtured, breeding legions of students who’ve lost all love of learning.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, Why would-be engineers end up as English majors

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The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.

— Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

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I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.

— Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe: No Ordinary Wizard

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Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school...
...never to be heard from again.

— madazzahatter, Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school...

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School should feel like prison. School should make you wanna bust out and do something different with your life.

— Floyd Mooney (Jay Pharoah), White Famous, Season 1: Heat

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5-year-old: I don't want to go to school anymore.

Me: You have to. It's your job.

5: Then why don't I get paid?

— James Breakwell, via Twitter

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