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A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."

— ClaireFerguson1, A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

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Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding

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Prue Halliwell: She's a demon. She comes to earth every two hundred years. She has to find an innocent, put him under her spell, and marry him in a sanctified wedding.

Phoebe: That doesn't sound any different than most of the single women in this city.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 1: The Wedding from Hell

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Max: Naomi Clark, you promised me a wedding.

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Max: Will you marry me?

— Max Miller (Josh Zuckerman), 90210, Season 5: Till Death Do Us Part

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Shawn: I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.

Gus: That's interesting-- just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.

— Burton 'Gus' Guster (Dule Hill), Psych, Season 4: High Noon-ish

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I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. And to always know in the deepest part of my soul that no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find our way back to each other.

— Leo (Channing Tatum), The Vow

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You can be a Good Girl if you weren't a virgin on your wedding night. You can be a Good Girl if you're struggling with sexual problems, if you're haunted by your past, or if you're just simply trying to get over this deep-seated fear that sex is somehow dirty.

— Sheila Wray Gregoire, The Good Girl's Guide to Great Sex: (And You Thought Bad Girls Have All the Fun)

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You already know what you’d say during your wedding vows. When it comes to the other person, you can always articulate what makes him/her so amazing and why you’ll be there for them forever.

— Laura Donovan, 10 Signs You're With The Person You Should Marry - Page 2 of 2

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I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

— Flippydaman, I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

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Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific!

Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 3: Running With Scissors

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Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's wedding...on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my never-ending loyalty.

— Luca Brasi (Lenny Montana), The Godfather

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When he has a wedding or a family party to go to, he never asks you to tag along.

— Holly Riordan, 35 Signs He’ll Never Become Your Boyfriend

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Dating is cool and all but have you ever spent your Saturday night alone thinking about your wedding hashtag.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

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I was dying on the inside, aching for all that we’d lost, and as I stared at our wedding photograph, I hated myself for allowing it to happen.

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He slipped the ring back into his pocket and stepped out into the cold.

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At an event. Whether it's a wedding, a sporting event, or a big barbecue, there's something about connecting during a public event that's super hot.

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Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

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[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!

— J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons), Spider-Man 2

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Even if a dress looks strange on a hanger, it's worth at least trying on because it may look completely magical on you.

— Farrah Penn and Crystal Ro, 101 Wedding Hacks You'll Wish You Read Sooner

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Aaron: Not a prince, just a man who wants to spend the rest of his life with you.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: You Slay Me

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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?

— Butters (Matt Stone), South Park, Season 13: The Ring

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In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.

— Maya Angelou, Soul Shattering Poetry

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I think a lot of people still fantasize about that first love and what might happen if they rekindled the relationship.

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Marry someone who improves you and approves of you. — J.J. Abrams

Marry someone who improves you and approves of you.

— J.J. Abrams, J.J. Abrams Keynote Address to the Class of 2017

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Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.

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