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Chuck Ranberg Quotes

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“Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Candidate
Tagged: Certainty, Vast, Universe, intelligent life, planets, Sassy, kitchen
“If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.”
— Roz Doyle, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Celebrate, dance, Snakes, World, Simile Examples, toasting, Law School, Graduation
“My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting 'Heathcliff!' across the moors!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: A Midwinter Night's Dream
Tagged: recipe for disaster, Vulnerable, Unstable, Gothic Mansion, moors, heathcliff
“It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's.”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Unwise, Mistakes, Learning, Idiot
“Oh, for God's sake! I am trying to get some sleep. I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: She's the Boss
Tagged: Sleep, upset, dog, Quiet, outfit, megaphone
“Frasier: I just don't think it's very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers.

Martin: He cut you off!

Frasier: That doesn't matter. You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says: 'If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!'”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Dinner at Eight
Tagged: Smart, Rude, drivers, antagonize, bumper sticker, Death
“Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.

Frasier: Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 4: Daphne Hates Sherry
Tagged: Hugging, healthy, physical contact, Life, Sassy, styrofoam
“My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He lived to be 93.”
— Daphne Moon, Frasier, Season 1: Call Me Irresponsible
Tagged: grandfather, Napping, afternoon, lived long
“ I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.”
— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Give Him the Chair!
Tagged: fanny, sit down, comfortable
“If you ask me, it's divorced people you want to watch out for. If someone's never been married, it might just mean they're a careful shopper, whereas your divorce will buy any old piece of fruit without even giving it a squeeze first.”
— Roz Doyle, Frasier, Season 2: Roz in the Doghouse
Tagged: divorced, watch out, Marriage, Careful, shopper, Divorce
“Niles: You don't realize how desperate I am. Ever since our separation, I've been paying women to touch me.

Frasier: Oh, Niles.

Niles: Manicurists, pedicurists, facialists. Whenever you see a man who's well-groomed, you can bet he's not gettin' any.”
— Dr. Niles Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Desperate, separation, paying, Woman, touch me, manicurists, pedicurists, well-groomed
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