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I masturbate in the shower when I’m on my period. Multiple orgasms, no cleanup.

— Christina Lan, 15 Period Hacks That Are Actually Kind Of Brilliant

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I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!

— Morty Smith (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy

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Morty: So what?! Y-Y-You could do things inside! Y-You could play guitar, you could masturbate!

Morty Jr.: I don't wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!

— Morty Smith (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

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The more you masturbate, the more you get to know your body. Women who have phenomenal sex lives are the same women who masturbate regularly, because they have an awareness about how their body works, what leaves them feeling ‘meh,’ and what really gets them off. Knowledge is power, people!

— Amanda Chatel, 7 Surefire Ways To Orgasm During Sex

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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

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If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

— Junia Bretas, via westlosangelesbuddhisttemple.org

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She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs

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Believe it or not, there are specific yoga poses aimed at relieving menstrual cramps, like the cobra and the bow pose. These poses target the pelvis and the lumbar region, two muscular groups that often bear the brunt of soreness and tension during period pain.

— Chiara Atik, Your Complete Guide To Menstrual Cramps - Page 2 of 4 - Gurl.com

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If you have really bad cramps, and it’s seriously affecting your quality of life, the very best thing to do is talk to your doctor. He or she might be able to recommend something you hadn’t even thought of--a different birth control pill, stronger prescription painkillers, etc.

— Chiara Atik, Your Complete Guide To Menstrual Cramps - Page 4 of 4 - Gurl.com

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Prevention is always better than the cure, which is why making sure your body has enough vitamin D is important in preventing menstrual cramps.

— Sabrina Bachai, Menstrual Cramps: 6 Home Remedies

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Cinnamon has long been used to relieve the congestion of colds and allergies, and as a digestive aid. Cinnamon may soothe menstrual cramps.

— George Krucik, Home Remedies for Menstrual Cramps

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Getting fitted isn’t a one-time deal for anyone. Getting the perfect letter and number fit does not stop there. You can find the perfect bra, but then you get pregnant, you get your period, you go through menopause, you lose or gain weight.

— Adore Me, The Expert Bra Tips That’ll Change Everything

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PMS jokes are funny. Period.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

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[to Lois] Close your purse. I can see your tampons. And why do you need six? What happens to you?

— Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Family Guy, Season 11: Brian's Play

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Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately?

Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.

— Villanelle (Jodie Comer), Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later

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Like to congratulate Chinese Olympic swimmer Fu Yuanhui for saying she was off her game because of her period. It's natural not taboo.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via twitter.com

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Apps like Clue and Glow and Kindara help you track your cycle each month and send you reminders when it’s almost time. This way, at least you’ll know why you’re suddenly starting fights with everyone you know… and why you ate eggs with a side of brownies for breakfast.

— Casey Gueren, 16 Ways to Make PMS Suck Less

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If you can afford a massage, have a professional work their magic on you. If you’re flat broke, then convince your boyfriend or best friend to give you one.

— Holly Riordan, 22 Pro Tips For Making Period Week Slightly Less Sucky

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Sometimes, it’s actually kind of comforting to know you’re PMSing, because it feels like you’re allowed to be moody and watch sappy movies while crying on the couch. It’s a part of life, man, and it will pass. Own those tears!

— Sammy Nickalls, Just some ways to make being on your period a little easier

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Choosing the right products is more important than women tend to think. Instead of picking the prettiest box, consider your body type and daily activities before you decide which product is best for you. Leak protection is one thing every women should consider.

— Catherine Conelly, Put PMS to Rest

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

— Roseanne Barr, The Wrong Prescription for Women

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Try different positions. Lying on your back or side will be less messy than going at it on top.

— Diana Spechler, What's the Big Deal About Sex During Your Period?

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And the end and the beginning were always there
Before the beginning and after the end.

— T. S. Eliot, Four Quartets

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Steve Smith: All periods will now be called Steves.

Girl: May I be excused? I'm having my Steve.

— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 1: Pilot

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[after driving off the road]
Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.

Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.

Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.

— Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo), National Lampoon's Vacation

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