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Charlie Sheen Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Rick Vaughn: [Seeing Harris take off his shirt, revealing white stuff on his chest] What’s that shit on your chest?

Eddie Harris: [Looking at his chest] Crisco.

Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his head]

Eddie Harris: Bardol.

Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his waistline]

Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curveball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I’ll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin’, and if I need to load the ball up I just...

Eddie Harris: [wipes his nose]

Eddie Harris: ...wipe my nose.

Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?

Eddie Harris: I haven’t got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will, too.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Shit, Vagisil, Crisco, Jalapeño, Pitching Tricks
“Indians Fan: Hey, Vaughn. Can I have your autograph?

[Hands Vaughn a matchbox with a pen]

Rick Vaughn: Sure.

[while signing the matchbox]

Rick Vaughn: My first autograph. I couldn’t give these away a few weeks ago.

Indians Fan: I heard your news on the radio. You made their hall of shame.

Rick Vaughn: [Becomes mildly annoyed, but gives back the matchbox to the fan] Nice hair.

Jake Taylor: Yeah, well you’re a celebrity now, Vaughn.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Autographs, celebrity, hall of shame
“Harry Doyle: [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees] Uh-oh.

Lou Brown: Interesting.

Harry Doyle: [Seeing the umpire throw out Vaughn] 'Bout time; it’s eight-nothing.

Umpire: You, you’re gone.

Rick Vaughn: What?

Umpire: You hear me, you’re gone.

Rick Vaughn: He was on top of the plate.

Heywood: Oh, c’mon, that’s horse shit.

Lou Brown: [to Pepper] I think you can get him out of there.

Rick Vaughn: The ball slipped out of my hand, it was an accident.

Umpire: You threw at him intentionally.

Rick Vaughn: Oh, kiss my ass.

Umpire: Get out of here.

Rick Vaughn: You’re full of shit, fuck you!

Umpire: Get out of here, rookie.

Rick Vaughn: Hey, why don’t you blow me, ump?”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Blow Me, Kiss my ass, umpire
“Roger Dorn: [shouting] Don’t fuck with me, Vaughn.

Rick Vaughn: Yeah? [shouting] Fuck you.

Roger Dorn: What’s the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can’t you take a little joke?

Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole.

Lou Brown: All right—[shouting]—All right! Knock that shit off.

Roger Dorn: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I’m not about to take his shit.

Lou Brown: Shut up, Dorn.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Shit, Fuck You, asshole, joke, Rookie, shut up
“Rick Vaughn: [converses with Taylor on the mound] Fucking Dorn! This game should be over by now. He could’ve had that ball, he tanked it on purpose!

Jake Taylor: Hey! This isn’t the California Penal League, Vaughn, we’re professionals here! We don’t tank plays for personal reasons, so cut the crybaby shit! Now, you’ve pitched a hell of a game, you want to finish it, don’t you?

Rick Vaughn: Yeah.

Jake Taylor: Good...think you can get a strike on this guy?

Rick Vaughn: Won’t be much on it, my arm feels like Jell-O right now.

Jake Taylor: Just get it over the plate, I want him to swing.

Rick Vaughn: The last time I did that, the guy hit a ball that hasn’t even landed yet!

Jake Taylor: [grins] Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Jell-O, Pitching Tips, Crybaby
“[Rick thinks he’s been cut from the team]

Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin’ ass!

[Throws baseball against locker]

Lou Brown: Good, I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn’t cut you.

Rick Vaughn: What?

Lou Brown: I think someone’s been having some fun with you.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Shit, stick it up your ass, Fucking
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