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Portrayed by Christopher Walken

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The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

— Captain Koons (Christopher Walken), Pulp Fiction

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Mel: Do you know what time it is?

Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

— Debbie McGee, via twitter.com

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Just wanna be alone and watch as you all just disappear,

— Pierce The Veil, Floral & Fading (Misadventures)

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If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

— Bob Dole, A Companion to the Philosophy of Language

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We stand tall. Watch them fall. Break the chains and now we’ll show them all.

— Andy Biersack, Set The World On Fire (Set The World On Fire)

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I bought Jackie Kennedy Onassis’s watch at auction. I wore it when I went to the White House. It gave me some power: Let’s get in there and get this done!

— Kim Kardashian West, The Awakening of Kim Kardashian West

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There are three Things extremely hard, Steel, a Diamond, and to know one’s self.

— Benjamin Franklin, Back in Time with Benjamin Franklin: A Qwerty Stevens Adventure

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What is a criminal's least favourite metal? The copper.

— TheCaspica, What is a criminal's least favourite metal?

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An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.

— Slayer, South of Heaven

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My heart kept beat with the slowly moaning drum. The hum of words unsaid. Breathless.

— Courtney Long, Lies My Sister Told Me Or How I Survived My First Wall of Death

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[From trailer] [looks at Cable's incomplete intro] What in the actual ass? Steel! Why...why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache!

— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice) (Ryan Reynolds), Deadpool 2

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[having just inserted the reworked arc reactor into his chest cavity] Tastes like coconut! [grimaces] And metal.

— Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 2

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I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obsessed with asses.

— Larry David (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2: Thor

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Malory: ...and then, give me the file I asked for!

Ray: Yeah, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?

— Ray Gillette (voice) (Adam Reed), Archer, Season 4: The Papal Chase

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Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress?

Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?'

Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?

— Frankie Bergstein (Lily Tomlin), Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral

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MY ASS IS NOT FAT!

— Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Windbreaker City

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Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 4: My Hypocritical Oath

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Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.

— Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), Breaking Bad, Season 1: Crazy Handful of Nothin'

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Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.

— Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Held Hostage

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Hugging. It may not feel sexual, but if he lingers just above your ass, he could be craving, well, ass.

— Zoe Ruderman, 7 Signs He Wants to Have Sex

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He might disappear up his own ass sometimes, but he sure does know how to plan a holiday.

— Jenny Gifford (Fay Ripley), Cold Feet, Series 2: Episode 6

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Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh...was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.

— Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows), The Ladies Man

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The #1 movie in America was called Ass. And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

— Narrator (voice) (Earl Mann), Idiocracy

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