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Captain Dickson Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the fuck up,' I'm talking to you.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: shut up, insults
“Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.

Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, white
“They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: teenagers, Stupid
“If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Minors, underage drinking
“ I know what you're thinking: angry, black captain. Well guess what? I'm black, and I worked my ASS off to be the captain. And sometimes, I get a little angry, so suck a dick!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, Police
“Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Korea, jesus
“Fortunately for you two, we’re reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Movie Remake, Breaking The Fourth Wall
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