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Brian VanHooker Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“I think people do associate pizza with Chuck E. Cheese — crappy pizza.”
— Brian VanHooker, I Drove Two Hours to See if ‘Pasqually’s Pizza’ Is Really Any Different From Chuck E. Cheese’s
Tagged: Pizza, Pasqually's Pizza, Chuck E. Cheese
“No, there’s no perfection check. You just put it in the oven ONE MINUTE AGO!!!”
— Brian VanHooker, I Staked Out My Local Domino’s to See Just How Accurate Its Pizza Tracker Is
Tagged: Dominos , Pizza Tracker, Hard Hitting Journalism
“While the 2008 presidential election was going on and the financial crisis hit the U.S. and then the world, the Rickroll took over the internet. It was first a craze on the pages of 4chan, then just about everywhere.”
— Brian VanHooker, An Oral History of Rickrolling
Tagged: Rickrolling, Memes, trolling
“I’m not really sure if a horse is a pet or not. They’re… kind of a pet? But they’re also kind of a car?”
— Brian VanHooker, Ranking Every Kind of Pet by How Capable It Is of Loving You
Tagged: Pets, Animals, Animal Lovers, Animal Affection, LOL
“I don’t give a shit about their terms of service: this is my DNA, and I should be entitled to it.”
— Brian VanHooker, I Tried to Get My DNA Back From 23andMe. Here’s What Happened.
Tagged: DNA, 23andMe, Big Pharma
“While Bass Pro Shops are known as a resource for catching and killing fish, the retail chain is also partially responsible for the birth of the most famous bass of all time.”
— Brian VanHooker, An Oral History of Big Mouth Billy Bass
Tagged: LOL, humor, Weird
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