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Bill Prady Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Howard: How’s the air mattress?

Sheldon: It’s okay, if you don’t mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Bad Fish Paradigm
Tagged: air mattress, Sleeping, bouncy castle, don't mind
“Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. 

Sheldon: Why? 

Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.”
— Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Tangerine Factor
Tagged: glad, learn, Mandarin, Annoying, fluent, Language
“Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?

Raj: As with my father I both love and fear it.”
— Raj Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Killer Robot Instability
Tagged: Wrong, Love, Killer, Robot, Fear
“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.

Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple
“Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?

Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?”
— Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Big Bran Hypothesis
Tagged: Sarcasm, sign, open my mouth
“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Griffin Equivalency
Tagged: forget, Others, Limitations, Sad
“Leonard: I love cheesecake.

Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.

Leonard: I don’t eat it. I just think it’s a good idea.”
— Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: cheesecake, lactose intolerant, Eat, good idea
“This is bad. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.”
— Al Bundy, Married... with Children, Season 5: Oldies but Young 'Uns
Tagged: Misogyny, Murder
“Howard: Oh, stop it with the fake third-world crap. Your father is a gynecologist, and you had a house full of servants.

Raj: We only had four servants, and two of them were children.”
— Raj Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Work Song Nanocluster
Tagged: fake, third-world, Gynecologist, Servants
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors, Lizard, Rules, Spock, vaporizes
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