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Bill Callahan Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: We'd Like to Thank the Academy
Tagged: Ironic, Irony examples, Finger, broken, Injury
“Gus: He has a Masters in Psychology and Criminology from Harvard AND an MBA!

Shawn: Get outta here. He's got a Monkey Basketball League?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Shawn 2.0
Tagged: Masters, Accomplished, Harvard, MBA, Shock
“Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: Santabarbaratown
Tagged: Diss, Hair Thinning, Plot Thickens
“I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Shawn Gets the Yips
Tagged: Lose, Eludes Me, Losing things
“Mary: Do you think it could be PTSD?

Shawn: I think it's far more serious than a mere menstrual issue.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Devil Is in the Details... And the Upstairs Bedroom
Tagged: PTSD, Menstrual Issue, serious
“I look up to Brett Favre, but that doesn't mean I believe everything he says. Alright, that's a bad example. It's those tearful press conferences, man. They get me every time.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Devil Is in the Details... And the Upstairs Bedroom
Tagged: Brett Favre, Tearful, Press Conference, Gets me every time
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] 

I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: We'd Like to Thank the Academy
Tagged: Police, Uniform, doughnuts, Craving
“Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister!”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Best Laid Plans
Tagged: Overreaction, Children, Frantic, Freak-out
“J.D.: Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

Elliot: Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. That said 'Bone City.'”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 5: My Half-Acre
Tagged: Sex, Kiss-and-tell, Bone City, Texting, Friends
“Gus: That owl is made entirely out of cinnamon!

Shawn: Which means it is both wise and delicious.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Dual Spires
Tagged: Owl, cinnamon, wise, Delicious, Excited
“I still smell like stinky nuts!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: Death Is In The Air
Tagged: Smells, Stinky Nuts, Gross
“ Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Common Enemy
Tagged: Chocolates, Optimism, Bastards, Annoyance, Naive
“ Look, Elliot, I don't know if it's possible for me to put how I feel about you into words, but I guess I'll give it a shot. I never really believed I'd find somebody that I love as much as you. I love you more than anything in the whole world. Elliot, I love you more than Turk.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 8: My Soul on Fire, Part 2
Tagged: Love, Feelings, Words, Whole World, Love You More Than
“I'm not big on nude handshakes.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 4: Death Is In The Air
Tagged: nude, Handshakes, picky
“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.

Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.

J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Best Laid Plans
Tagged: thongs, ass, Ass Crack, Some Guy, Credit, Messing Around, Butts
“Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, okay? This whole thing started because my ass was on the line. Self-preservation, Jules - you got to understand that. I didn't have a choice. And then we sort of found a groove, and by the time you showed up, it was so much fun. I put away, like, over a hundred criminals. Most of them were murderers. I'm good at what I do. And what I do, it's good, isn't it?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 7: Deez Nups
Tagged: Falling In Love, part of the plan, Groove, self preservation, Life, Good
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