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Bill Burr Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“I’m gonna make you fucking bend over, and I’m gonna reach up your ass into your pocket and get the keys to your house. And then I’m gonna drive there, come in your front fucking door and kill you in your sleep.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: Threat, Murder, Fucking
“Ashburn: See, we don’t say interrogation, it’s much too aggressive. Rule number one, catch more with sugar than the stick.

Mullins: That’s a horrible fucking saying.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: cliche, Interrogation, aggressive
“I don't need a $25 bible to teach me about God! I almost bled out in Korea, alright!? I have met God!”
— Frank Murphy (voice), F is for Family, Season 1: The Bleedin' in Sweden
Tagged: God, taught, bled, Korea
“Frank: Come on, the army doesn't want deadbeat 14-year olds! They want deadbeat 18-year olds!

Kevin: You are messed up, man!”
— Frank Murphy (voice), F is for Family, Season 1: Saturday Bloody Saturday
Tagged: army, Deadbeat, Old, Messed Up
“Mullins: Take off that fucking jacket.

Ashburn: This is…this is a good jacket.

Mullins: Really? Cause you look like you’re gonna set up a table and do their fucking taxes! Take off your jacket.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: Fucking, jacket, Boring
“Mullins: Oh, Jesus. How many porns have been made on this couch?

Tatiana: Oh, this couch not up to your satisfaction? You’re not comfy?

Mullins: I’ll get comfy, when my foot’s up your ass.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: Porn, Satisfaction, couch, jesus, ass
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