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Barry Fanaro Quotes
| Birthplace: | United States |
| Nationality: | United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 38
Barry Fanaro
BirthnameBirthplace: United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter
Total quotes: 38
“The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn’t kickin’ mine.”
Tagged:
Kick Ass
“Man in bowling alley: Come on, boy. Bowl!
Roy: The name’s not boy. It’s Roy. [makes a spare] Roy Munson.”
Roy: The name’s not boy. It’s Roy. [makes a spare] Roy Munson.”
Tagged:
Bowling
“I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but that's a separate story.”
Tagged:
Incest
“McKnight Bowl Bartender: So, you two are dictionary salesmen?
Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that.”
Roy: You would be punctilious in assuming that.”
Tagged:
Dictionary, Punctilious
“ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh...drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh...I put...uh...why, you buying?”
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh...drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh...I put...uh...why, you buying?”
Tagged:
Alcoholism
“WHO YOU CALLIN’ A PSYCHO?”
Tagged:
psycho
“Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?
Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin’ accident as a young man.”
Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin’ accident as a young man.”
Tagged:
Infertility
“Ishmael: Whatcha doin’, Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin’.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where’d I get ‘Munson’ from?
Roy: The name is Munson, what I’m doin’ is flossin’, this is called floss, cleans your teeth, you oughta try it sometime.”
Roy: Flossin’.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where’d I get ‘Munson’ from?
Roy: The name is Munson, what I’m doin’ is flossin’, this is called floss, cleans your teeth, you oughta try it sometime.”
Tagged:
flossin'
“Roy: Just because you’re familiar with the missionary position doesn’t make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you’re not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?”
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you’re not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?”
Tagged:
MIssionary Position, missionary
“Ernie McCracken: The Munson.
Roy: Big Ern. Long time.
Ernie McCracken: I’ll say. Probably a year for every topping on the table. I heard a horrible rumor...[looks at Roy’s prosthetic rubber hand] Oh, creepy! I’m sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn’t gone by that I haven’t thought about what I’d say to you if I ever ran into you again.
Ernie McCracken: I bet! [notices Claudia] Hello.”
Roy: Big Ern. Long time.
Ernie McCracken: I’ll say. Probably a year for every topping on the table. I heard a horrible rumor...[looks at Roy’s prosthetic rubber hand] Oh, creepy! I’m sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn’t gone by that I haven’t thought about what I’d say to you if I ever ran into you again.
Ernie McCracken: I bet! [notices Claudia] Hello.”
Tagged:
Rumors, prosthetic hand
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