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Armando Iannucci Quotes

Total quotes: 59
“Mike, talk to me. I am in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.”
— Amy Brookheimer, Veep, Season 1: Fundraiser
Tagged: quiche, fuckload, talk to me
“If for some reason it doesn't work out I'm going to name a sports center or artificial ski slope after you. ”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Sports Center, Artifical , Money
“You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Hostages
Tagged: Hyperbole examples, France, upset, Grinning
“I'm gonna be the sexiest woman to ever exude fiscal prudence. And you know what? That's a very fucking tough look to pull off.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Andrew
Tagged: Sexy, Fiscal , Prudence
“Hallowes: Hey, did you fire your tweet monkey yet? Because that guy is a weapons-grade retard.

Selina: I know.

Hallowes: I think you might have been hoist by your own retard there.”
— Barbara Hallowes, Veep, Season 1: Fundraiser
Tagged: retard, hoisted on your own petard
“Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep?

Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-SPAN. The irony would be too huge.”
— Amy Brookheimer, Veep, Season 1: Nicknames
Tagged: C-SPAN, Narcolepsy, Irony
“I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.”
— Will, Veep, Season 2: D.C.
Tagged: Mississippi, slow, Detective, black man, racism, anti-southern stereotypes
“When I was 19 I would go to music festivals and sleep in the porter potties.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: I Was Flying
Tagged: Stow Away , Music Festivals, Gross, Porter Potties
“'Cause I've met some people, ok? Real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Catherine
Tagged: Stupid, idiots, Silly, real people
“I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes. ”
— Gary Walsh, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: Diary, Shock, Happy
“Billie: Ryan, you ready to do this? 

Ryan: With every fiber of my being. No.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Nervous, Ready, Fiber of my being
“Well guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare.”
— Jonah Ryan, Veep, Season 2: Andrew
Tagged: Work Hard Play Hard , Dick Jokes, Credo
“I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Hostages
Tagged: Devil Dog , marine, devil, Ex-Husband
“NASA stands for 'Not Anymore Stupid Assholes!'”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: NASA, Sassy, Stupid
“Who else has a bucketful of senators?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Chung
Tagged: bucket, Senators, Question
“VP stands for 'very precious.'”
— Gary Walsh, Veep, Season 2: Hostages
Tagged: vice president, Precious
“Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.”
— Dan Egan, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: comedy, Songs, Mark
“Get your own ear, Van Gogh.”
— Gary Walsh, Veep, Season 2: Hostages
Tagged: Ear, Van Gogh, Diss
“Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: D.C.
Tagged: diaper, Clean, Demand
“We're gonna suck a person out of this person.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: suck, Birth, Labor
“Who knew shit could be so enchanting?”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Enchanting , Poop, Gross
“I have two emotions. Elation and genius.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: This Is Physically Hurting Me
Tagged: emotions, Elation , Genius
“We hit a patch of choppy space.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: Choppy , Patch , travel, Journey
“Classic Jesus. You mess with his money he fucks you right up.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: Classic, jesus, Money
“Politics is about people.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Fundraiser
Tagged: Politics, People
“Ya, now look at me. I have a dick and balls, ok?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Catherine
Tagged: Look At Me, Proof, Guts
“Sonic boom in the room.”
— Jonah Ryan, Veep, Season 2: Andrew
Tagged: Boom, Room, Rhymes, Sonic
“This ass is closed for business. This ass is in clench-down.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Shutdown
Tagged: closed, Closed for Business , Clench
“I never say sorry. Like my hero, Gandhi.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Gandhi, Hero, Apologize
“I need a safe space to create.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Space, Safe, Create
“Oh goody, goody, gum disease.”
— Rav Mulcair, Avenue 5, Season 1: Are You a Spider, Matt?
Tagged: Goody , Gum-disease , expression
“I'm the alpha and the beta!”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: Alpha, beta, Full of It
“I'm laughing because I'm terrified.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Laughing, Scared, Concerned
“I'm going to do 600 push ups and then throw up in the sink.”
— Rav Mulcair, Avenue 5, Season 1: He's Only There To Stop His Skeleton Falling Over
Tagged: Push ups, Nervous, Vomit
“What is that skirt? Is it a rug?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Catherine
Tagged: Skirt, rug, Question
“Beer makes me so gassy.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 1: Chung
Tagged: Beer, Gassy , Gross
“The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Hostages
Tagged: Word Play, Sitution Room, unfair
“What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizzface?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: Diss, Sassy, Jolly
“Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Helsinki
Tagged: quaker, Judge, look
“Why do I keep thinking I'm clever? I'm not.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Eight Arms But No Hands
Tagged: clever, Convince, Thoughts
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