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|AKA:||David A. J. Samberg|
|Birthday:||August 18, 1978|
|Birthplace:||Berkeley, California, United States|
|Educated At:||Berkeley High School, Tisch School Of The Arts|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Playwright, Screenwriter, Actor|
AKA: David A. J. Samberg
Birthday: August 18, 1978
Birthplace: Berkeley, California, United States
Educated At: Berkeley High School, Tisch School Of The Arts
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Playwright, Screenwriter, Actor
Spouse: Joanna Newsom
Peralta: All right, there's the robot I fell in love with.”
Holt: 'Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss. Please let us know if there's anything we can do.' Sent from, 'My Stinky Butt.'”
Peralta: Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one- oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse!”
Peralta: [Scoffs] No.
Peralta: Allright fine. She is. She makes me feels things.”
Peralta: 'I hope it wasn't a mistake,' title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!”
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.”
Clerk: That will be $1,600.
Peralta: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.”
Caleb: Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I'm a woodworker.”
Jake: I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts; there is no fly.”
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty white cube, with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.”
Peralta: But could it be gently nudged into hyper speed?
Judge Mindel: I take it you're the toddler.”
Gina: You mean like a dining room?
Peralta: Yeah. But in Manhattan.”
Amy: Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 'Amy Santiago, will you marry me?'
[Amy turns around to see Peralta on one knee holding out an engagement ring]
Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”
Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-
Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”