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Abner Doubleday

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Abner Doubleday Quotes

Total quotes: 3

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Abner Doubleday

Fictional Character

Birthday: June 26, 1819

Death: January 26, 1893

Educated At: United States Military Academy At West Point, United States Military Academy

Political Parties: Republican Party

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Officer

Total quotes: 3

“Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go...Two...four...six...eight...who do we appreciate?

Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”

— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: sports chants

“Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi?

Qi: Only 18 people here.

Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength, speed, and strategy. One team will go out onto the field to play defense while the other team will take turns hitting this ball...with a stickie.

Chico: What are you gonna call this game?

Abner DoubleDay: What else? Stickie McSchnickens. Now your goal, ball thrower, is to get the ball past me two times without my hitting it. Fire when ready.”

— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: baseball, strategy

“Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?

Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times.

Short Stop: No, you said two.

Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop. [laughs]”

— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: Shortstop, Three Strikes, Strikeout, baseball

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