These 10 ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes Will Get You Through Every Chaotic Wedding Weekend This Wedding Season

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Bridesmaids is a riotous, heartwarming comedy that dives headfirst into the chaos of wedding season. Starring Kristen Wiig as Annie, a down-on-her-luck woman asked to be the maid of honor for her best friend’s wedding, the film unravels with outrageous mishaps, jealous rivalries, and brutally honest moments of friendship. As Annie grapples with the pressures of planning the perfect bridal events, Bridesmaids captures the emotional whirlwind and absurdity that often comes with “I do” season.

With spring and summer ushering in a flood of wedding invites, showers, and bachelorette weekends, Bridesmaids serves as the perfect, laugh-out-loud reminder that behind every flawless wedding is a little bit of chaos, a lot of emotion, and friends trying their best to hold it all together.

Here are the 10 best quotes from Bridesmaids:

1.

“I’m ready to PAAAAAAAAARTY!”

― Annie (Kristen Wiig)

2.

“You’re more beautiful than Cinderella. You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine.”

― Becca (Ellie Kemper)

3.

“Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person!?”

― Lillian (Maya Rudolph)

4.

“I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.”

― Megan (Melissa McCarthy)

5.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: You’re weird.
Annie: I’m not weird. OK?
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: Yes, you are.
Annie: No, I’m not! And you started it.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: No, you started it! Did you forget to take your Xanax this morning?
Annie: Oh, I feel bad for your parents.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: I feel bad for your face.
Annie: OK… well, call me when your boobs come in.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: You call me when yours come in.
Annie: What do you have, four boyfriends?
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: Exactly.
Annie: OK… yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom.
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: You look like an old mop.
Annie: You know, you’re not as popular as you think you are.

6.

“I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.”

― Helen’s Stepson (Matt Bennett)

7.

“You’re really doing it, aren’t ya? You’re shitting in the street.”

― Annie (Kristen Wiig)

8.

“No, Lillian! What are you gonna go, you’re gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you gonna, you guys gonna ride around on bikes with berets and fucking baguettes in the basket on the front of your bikes? Oh how romantic! What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian! We’re all thinking it, aren’t we?”

― Annie (Kristen Wiig)

9.

“Carol, get your shit together Carol!”

― Annie (Kristen Wiig)

10.

“This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I am so proud!”

― Lillian (Maya Rudolph)

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