1.
Oh, honey, you know what would make you feel better?
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Cheese.
2.
Did somebody call for an over-the-top work of art? I’m here!
– Deco
3.
Don’t worry, I have allergy pills for the ride home. It’ll bring them right down. I mean they’re for adults, but I just break them in half.
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4.
Eyeballs. Do I have to duct tape those to your face?
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5.
That took guts. Now, uh, just don’t puke ’em up on me.
– April
6.
April: Nick, uh, smoke, fire.
Michelle: What smells funny?
Nick: Nothing. Go back to sleep, Michelle.
7.
April: What is going on with this perm?
Miss Barb: Oh, that is a lot of damage to the ozone right there.
8.
Your girls wouldn’t know a triple time step if our girls were dancing it on their sad little faces.
– Coach Buzz
9.
Nick: His little ribs are gonna get crushed.
April: Nah, kids’ bones are like rubber. They’ll only bend a little.
10.
So, we need some more bling. Does anyone own a bedazzler?
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11.
I love livin’ in a town where if I feel a little under the weather, the next thing I know, there’s a casserole on my porch.
– Miss Barb
12.
My daughter is a beast!
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13.
Miss Barb looks like she’s ready to pass a kidney stone.
– Nick
14.
You better kick butt or I’ll kick yours.
– April
15.
You have to hold it away from your face or I’m just gonna see every pore.
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