In a town full of chaos and complete meltdowns, Johnny Rose is the calm in the center of the ~Schittstorm~ and that’s exactly why his quotes are the best.
Played with dry perfection by Eugene Levy, Johnny isn’t the loudest in the room, but when he speaks, it delivers. His one-liners are laced with sincerity, subtle sarcasm, and that impeccable fatherly delivery.
Here are the 10 best quotes to celebrate Johnny Rose, Schitt’s Creek, and father’s day:
1.
“You know, your trail of discarded boyfriends, Alexis, is making it very difficult to get anything done in this world.”
2.
“I’d rather drink the pipe-water.”
3.
“I don’t wanna be taken advantage of because I’m overdressed.”
4.
“Tweet us on Facebook!”
5.
“You better remember which nails you pulled those wigs from because your mother keeps a spreadsheet.”
6.
“People love pizazz.”
7.
Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working.
Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy)
8.
“It’s a nightshirt, David.”
9.
“Lobster! Ah. Are we inviting The Vanderbilts?”
10.
“Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer.”