Mean Girls isn’t just a high school classic—it’s a cultural staple packed with endlessly quotable lines that live rent-free in our heads long after the final bell rings. And just because school’s out for summer doesn’t mean the drama has to end.
These Mean Girls quotes are as savage and iconic as ever. From “You can’t sit with us” to “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty,” the film is full of timeless classics that we all still quote today.
Here are our favorite quotes from Mean Girls:
1.
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.”
— Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
2.
Gretchen (Lacey Chabert): “That is so fetch!”
Regina (Rachel McAdams): “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!”
3.
“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”
— Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)
4.
“God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!”
— Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)
5.
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”
— Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey)
6.
“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.”
— Regina George (Rachel McAdams)
7.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan): “You know I couldn’t invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.”
Janis (Lizzy Caplan): “Hey, buddy, you’re not pretending anymore. You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.”
8.
“You know what? It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something!”
— Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
9.
Damian (Daniel Franzese): [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Caddy” Heron. Do we have a “Caddy” Heron here?
Cady (Lindsay Lohan): It’s Cady.
Damian (Daniel Franzese): Oh Cady, here you go, one for you… And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
10.
“I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom.”
— Ms. George (Amy Poehler)
11.
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
— Regina George (Rachel McAdams)
12.
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
— Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)