Happy Wedding Season! Here Are The 10 Best Quotes From ’27 Dresses’

With wedding invites flooding your mailbox and weddings dominating your weekends, there’s no better time to revisit 27 Dresses—the ultimate tribute to love, chaos, and tulle.

Packed with razor-sharp dialogue and endlessly quotable lines, this romantic comedy captures the messy, emotional, and unexpectedly funny side of wedding chaos.

Whether you’re a seasoned bridesmaid or just love a good rom com, 27 Dresses is the perfect cinematic companion for wedding season nostalgia and inspiration.

1.

Kevin (James Marsden): Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind

2.

Kevin (James Marsden): What about you? You don’t have any needs?

Jane (Katherine Heigl): No. I’m Jesus.

3.

Kevin (James Marsden): What the hell is that?

Jane (Katherine Heigl): Theme wedding.

Kevin (James Marsden): What was the theme? Humiliation?

4.

Kevin (James Marsden): What color is that – vomit?

5.

Jane (Katherine Heigl): I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.

6.

Jane (Katherine Heigl): You tell him the truth or I will.

Tess (Malin Akerman): No, you won’t. You wouldn’t hurt a fly and you definitely wouldn’t hurt me, I’m your sister.

Jane (Katherine Heigl): That was yesterday. Today you’re just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother’s wedding dress.

7.

Jane (Katherine Heigl): You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?

8.

Kevin (James Marsden): You’d rather focus on other people’s Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

9.

Jane (Katherine Heigl): God, Casey, can’t you keep it in your pants for one wedding?

Casey (Judy Greer): Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

10.

Kevin (James Marsden): You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

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