A little over a decade ago, Crazy, Stupid, Love stole (and broke) our hearts by telling us a love story that hits a little too close to home: a man named Cal (Steve Carell) who was cheated on and left by his wife Emily (Julianne Moore) and who has to find out who he is outside of his marriage—and try to puzzle together what love and attraction truly are. This all-star cast also includes Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Kevin Bacon, and Marisa Tomei, who all play characters who are searching for what love means in their own lives—and who learn that sometimes relationships are confusing, tangled webs of connections that grow more and more complicated over time.

Here are the funniest (and the saddest) lines about dating, love, and finding who you are from Crazy, Stupid, Love:

1.

“I’m going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?” — Jacob (Ryan Gosling)

2.

Cal (Steve Carell): “How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.”

Emily (Julianne Moore): “I want a divorce.”

Cal: “Creme brulee.”

3.

Jacob (Ryan Gosling): “Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?”

Cal (Steve Carell): “No.”

Jacob: “Oh, okay. In that case, you’ve got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.”

4.

“I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one, you never give up.” — Cal (Steve Carell)

5.

“I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.” — Jacob (Ryan Gosling)

6.

“Seriously? It’s like you’re photoshopped!” — Hannah (Emma Stone)

7.

Jacob (Ryan Gosling): “Let’s talk about how many women you’ve been with.”

Cal (Steve Carell): “Sexually?”

Jacob: “Yeah, no. I mean break-dance fighting.”

8.

Hannah (Emma Stone): “I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.”

Jacob (Ryan Gosling): “Jacob.”

Hannah: “Jacob…”

Jacob: “Are people still saying ‘bang?’”

Hannah: “Oh, I do. We’re gonna bang.”

9.

Cal (Steve Carell): “God, can you put on some clothes, please?”

Jacob (Ryan Gosling): “Oh, I’m sorry, is this bothering you?”

Cal: “No, it’s not!”

Jacob: “Cal, if it’s not bothering you, then we’ve got a bigger problem.”

10.

Cal (Steve Carell): “Okay, you know what? I’m in Corporate Insurance. I have children, plural. And my wife was cheating on me with David Lindhagen, which I wasn’t supposed to tell you about either. But I did. Nice to meet you.”

Kate (Marisa Tomei): “What were you supposed to tell me?”

Cal: “I don’t know! I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Which is actually something that I used to say to my wife, but now it’s become corrupted, and I have eighteen layers of clothes on. I’m wearing a shirt and a tie and a sweater and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I’m just… it’s all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. This sweater, this is called slim cut, but it feels like a scuba suit, and I’m looking at your breasts. What’s that about?”

Kate: “You think I’m the perfect combination of sexy and cute?”

Cal: “That’s what you picked up from what I just said?”

11.

“When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.” — Emily  (Julianne Moore)

12.

Hannah (Emma Stone): “Tell me your big move!”

Jacob (Ryan Gosling): “I work ‘Dirty Dancing’ into the conversation.”

Hannah: “Dirty Dancing?”

Jacob: “Can I sit down, please?”

Hannah: “Yeah.”

Jacob: “Can I put back on my shirt?”

Hannah: “No.”

13.

David Lindhagen (Kevin Bacon): “So Robbie, I hear you’re quite the soccer player!”

Robbie (Jonah Bobo): “So David, I hear you broke up my parents’ marriage. You are David Lindhaygen, right?”

David Lindhagen: “Lindhagen.”

Robbie: “Yeah. Here’s the thing, Lindhaygen…”

David Lindhagen: “Hagen.”

Robbie: “Whatever. In the end, she winds up back with my dad. He’s the better guy that you are, in every category, and she still love him. He’s not gonna give up on my mom, just like I’m not gonna stop Jessica text messages that make her feel uncomfortable.”

14.

“I have loved her even when I hated her. Only married couples will understand that one.” — Cal (Steve Carell)

15.

Cal (Steve Carell): “I’m so mad at you. I’m really mad at you for what you did. But I’m mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car—I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soulmates.”

Emily (Julianne Moore): “I miss you.”