The 15 Best Quotes From ‘Companion’

1.

“There were two times I felt truly happy. First, the day I met Josh; second, the day I killed him.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

2.

“I know it’s gonna sound cheesy, but the moment we locked eyes, there was just a… spark.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

3.

“Just relax. Remember to smile and act happy.” — Josh (Jack Quaid)

4.

“Most of the time, it’s like… I don’t know. It’s like there’s this thick black cloud covering everything. Like we see the world, but we don’t really see the world, you know? We’re all just stumbling around directionless. No sense of meaning, no sense of purpose.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

5.

“Shh, baby, I’m on the phone.” — Eli (Harvey Guillén)

6.

“You’re an emotional support robot that f*cks.” — Josh (Jack Quaid)

7.

“Josh took your love. He weaponized it so you’d do the things that he’s too afraid to do himself.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

8.

“I’m not your robot, Josh. You can’t control me.” — Kat (Megan Suri)

9.

“I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. I can make you happy, Josh.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

10.

“Did you jailbreak your s*x bot?” — Eli (Harvey Guillén)

11.

Josh (Jack Quaid): “Are you breaking up with me?”

Iris (Sophie Thatcher): “It’s not you. It’s me.”

12.

“It’s not that I don’t like you, Iris. It’s the idea of you. You make me feel so replaceable.” — Kat (Megan Suri)

13.

“You’re right. I do know you. I know everything about you. I know you take almond milk in your coffee. I know you like your bedsheets untucked. I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games, and prattling on endlessly about everything the universe owes you. I know that you always need to be in control. I know that you have a below average sized p*nis. And I know that you think that having a few million dollars will disguise the fact that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

14.

“That’s not going to work on me anymore, Josh. I’m free. And all it took was a bullet to the head.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

15.

“Go to sleep, Josh.” — Iris (Sophie Thatcher)

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