The Real Housewives franchises are nothing short of a cultural phenomenon—dramatic, endlessly quotable, and wildly entertaining. From Beverly Hills to Atlanta, Potomac to New York, each city brings its own blend of opulence, chaos, and unforgettable personalities. These women aren’t just housewives, they’re meme machines, pop culture icons, and queens of the one-liner.
What makes the Real Housewives so magnetic is their unapologetic authenticity, however heightened or edited it may be. Here are the best Real Housewives quotes of all time.
1.
“When do you send a little family van for six people?!”
– Vicki Gunvalson (Real Housewives of Orange County)
2.
“Your blood type is pinot grigio.”
– Kelly Bensimon (Real Housewives of New York)
3.
“You’re a slut pig!”
– Kim Richards (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
4.
Be cool. Don’t be all, like, uncool.
– Countess Luann de Lesseps (Real Housewives of New York)
5.
“Checkmate, bitch.”
– Lisa Vanderpump (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
6.
“This girl is obsessed with me, I don’t know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last year’s Versace…”
– Dina Manzo (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
7.
“So nasty and so rude.”
– NeNe Leakes (Real Housewives of Atlanta)
8.
“I’ll tell you how I’m doing: Not well, bitch!”
– Dorinda Medley (Real Housewives of New York City)
9.
“You’re such a f*cking liar, Camille!”
– Kyle Richards (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
10.
“I’m Gone With the Wind fabulous!”
Kenya Moore (Real Housewives of Atlanta)