1.

“Mom! I know. I’m fine. I’m doing everything right. I’m bartending, and delivering food, and playing gigs, and teaching piano on my spare time. And I’m constantly exhausted and running late, and I can’t sleep because I have this medical debt that just grows like some mold in a basement. So, please, please just be kind to me.”

– Cassie

2.

“You know me, I’m just on my own weird journey, and it’s, it’s just a little bumpy, but…I love it.”

– Cassie

3.

Luke: Uh, I’m Luke, by the way. What’s your name?

Cassie: Your waitress backslash bartender. Have a fun night, Luke.

4.

“Marriage should be for love, and where I come from, it’s for life.”

– Luke

5.

“I have an ethical code that doesn’t include blind obedience, and I desperately need this to literally survive. Whereas you could be, I don’t know, stock-piling supplies for your ‘bro-militia’.”

– Cassie

6.

Sorry, it’s just fascinating to me. Do you have a Ph.D. in mansplaining?

– Cassie

7.

Cassie: So are we out of ‘if’ territory? Are we doing this?

Luke: Yeah. Yeah, we’re doing this. But you can’t tell anyone that doesn’t need to know. You have to promise.

Cassie: I promise, in fact, I pinky swear.

Luke: No, I’m not doing that.

Cassie: We’re getting married, man.

8.

Cassie: There’s no fluffy white virgin dress in there, Commando.

Luke: Stop calling me that.

9.

Luke: So, what does the tattoo say, ‘Socialism Now‘?

Cassie: You’re really clever. No, it says, “Quién no arriesga, no gana”.

Luke: Someone, something, I…

Cassie: Risk nothing, gain nothing.

10.

11.

Luke: Wait, so does this mean that I’m, like, your muse? No?

Cassie: Really? Let me think about it. Okay, maybe just a little.

12.

Jacob Morrow Sr.: Why’d they call you?

Cassie: I’m his wife. Surprise.

13.

Luke: You know you can let a guy help you and still be a feminist, right?

Cassie: I’d rather have a broken knob than have you lecture me on feminism.

14.

“Not every man you let into your life is a bad guy that you can’t trust.”

– Luke

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